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listen to radio in bed - talks about last week's illness

Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,776 words

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. Don't be happy, don't look here, be happy, don't look this lightly, don't look it. As I won't sing, don't ray me, my voice I'll raise to sing and praise of Alice MFT.

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Remember, luckies taste better than any other cigarette. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, and yours truly don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, Jack Benny has been in bed with the touch of the flu.

So yesterday I decided to drop by and keep him company. As a matter of fact, I read to him for hours. With almost human tenderness, the rolling waves of the Pacific cast the tiny life raft upon the gleaming white sands of the tropical island.

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