Jack Benny · 1935 · 29 min · 3,647 words
The transcript of “Mary phones her mother in Los Angeles - Jack test drives a car”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1935. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Stay, eat, help, help, all! The Jello program starring Jack Benny was Johnny Green in his orchestra. The orchestra opens the program with Johnny's own tune, I've got a heavy date. Everybody enjoys the goodness of fresh fruit.
Everybody enjoys the fresh fruit goodness of jello. So why not try combining two for a greater all-around enjoyment? You'll find Stu Drew Barb and Strawberry Jello a delicious combination. Using sliced bananas and fresh strawberries to surround existing mold of orange Jell-O is another grand idea. And for a salad, it's hard to be cut up oranges and grapefruit
with lemon jell-O. Anyone or all of these suggestions will bring you Jell-O's refreshing ripe fruit goodness in a delightful new way. No other gelatin dessert can equal the extra rich fruit flavor of genuine jell-O. And you'll find that rich full-bodied taste in all six jell-O flavors. So if you want the best, always ask for Jell-O by name. Look for the big red letters
on the box. They spell Jell-O. Ladies and gentlemen, this is most embarrassing. Jack Benny hasn't arrived yet and we just learned that he still has his act to do at the Fox Theater here in Detroit where he's appearing all this week. So we'll tune you in directly to the theater and see if we can catch Jack on the stage.
Stay away, Tom! And now, ladies and gentlemen, this theater takes great pleasure in presenting that popular a comedian of stage three in radio, Jack Benny.
Well, thank you, folks. Thank you. Well, well, really overwhelming. Thanks, every one of you. Well, really, ladies and gentlemen, this is quite an old face and I hardly know how to start my act. But I do want to say that it's certainly a pleasure to be working in Detroit.
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