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takes inventory of his pantry and has amnesia

Jack Benny · October 2, 1949 · 29 min · 3,738 words

The transcript of “takes inventory of his pantry and has amnesia”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 2, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Good reason to make your next carton Lucky Strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny, with mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, Dan yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, around this time of year, Jack Benny goes through a rather peculiar annual routine.

He takes inventory of all the commodities in his pantry, as we look in Rochester and Jack are checking off the items. Two cans of corn beef hash? Two cans of corn beef hash? Four bottles of olives?

Rochester, slow down, I can't write that fast. Mr. Benny, I can't understand why you take inventory every fall. You run this house just like a grocery store. I do not. I just... Uh oh, I broke the point of this pencil.

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