Jack Benny · November 4, 1951 · 29 min · 3,716 words
The transcript of “Guest George Jessell - George narrates Jack's Life”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 4, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program, transcribed, presented by Lucky Strike. And now your attention, please. Our bow, ship, sword, yeast, nogum, sest, and lometh the amous, by wech, and sest, so, and against sest, lometh the amous, again.
Words promises double talk. A continuous dream of empty cigarette claims pours through your radio. But now the smokescreen of double talk is swept away by facts. Not claims. Facts. Here they are. A month after month continuing quality comparison based on tests certified to be impartial, fair, and identical, proves Lucky Strike by a wide margin is the best made of all five principal rans of cigarettes.
That's a fact. A fact verified by leading laboratory consultants. For example, Foster D. Snell, Inc., of New York City reports. In our opinion, the properties measured are all important factors affecting the taste of cigarette smoke.
We conclude that Lucky Strike is the best made of the five major brands. Yes, Lucky's are made better. Always so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw, with no annoying loose ends to spoil their taste.
A big reason why Lucky's taste better. So when choosing your cigarette, don't be misled by the smokescreen of claims made by other cigarettes. Remember the facts. Enjoy fine mild good tasting tobacco in the cigarette that's made better the cigarette that tastes better lucky strike get a carton today bap happy bap strike the lucky strike program starring jack benny with mary livington flarras
Rochester dentist and yours truly don't want to ladies and gentlemen on friday november ninth at the wall of our story of hotel in new york the fryers club is giving jack benny a dinner to commemorate his twenty years in radio as we look in on jack now he's rehearsing his speech for the occasion
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