Jack Benny · 1943 · 30 min · 3,182 words
The transcript of “Louella Parsons interviews Jack about The Horn Blows at Midnight”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Both her sailors, Marines, coast guardsmen. Here's the Benny show with Dennis Day, Rochester, Phil Harris, Lee's Orchestra, Mary Livingston, and Jack Benny. And now, ladies and gentlemen, continuing our sightseeing tour through the courtesy of the Chamber of Commerce, I would like to call your attention to that beautiful house on the right.
It is the home of that very fine actor, Lionel Barramar. Lionel Barramar? Yes, man. And on the left is the residence of that famous movie star, Gary Cooper. Oh boy, Gary Cooper. I could show golf for him.
Remember, Pope See, we're on our honeymoon. And now, turning the corner, we come to another beautiful street. Say, Rudy, isn't this an interesting tour? Yeah, Pope See, it's nice of a chamber of commerce to furnish these free trips.
It sure is. Well, we want you to like our town. And all, ladies and gentlemen, that once Spanish house with a red pile roof is the home of that glamorous heading along. Did you notice, Poopsie? I didn't say, ah.
I know you didn't, Sweetheart. You're mine. All mine. I keep saying to myself, what is Hedy Lamar got that you haven't got? And all the time I know. I'm all right, ladies and gentlemen. Between those two rows of palm trees is the home of W.C.P.U.
W.C.P.U. Yes, notice the lovely swimming pool in the yard. Yeah, you can even see the green cobble finish. Madam, those are all it. You can see the cobalt finish. Now, folks, if you will look to the right, you will see Claudette Colbert's house.
Next to it is Spencer Tracy's residence. And here on the left is the home of Jack Bennett. This is where I get off, drivers. Yeah. Yeah. Mm. Mm. Stop the bus. Did you store away again?
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