Jack Benny · 1942 · 30 min · 3,620 words
The transcript of “Jack's monument - broadcast from Chicago (Bob Crosby fills in for Phil Harris)”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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We delay the Jack Benny program a minute for an important Washington bulletin. The OPA announces its point value ratings upon canned and processed foods under the new ration system, effective March 1st. The schedule is more severe than anticipated.
These point ration values will cut canned food consumption to at least one half less than last year's level. Each person gets 48 ration points a month. This ration allows, as one example, purchase of one medium-sized can of peas, medium can of tomatoes, a large can of peaches, three cans per month. A pound and a quarter
can of peas is valued at 16 points. Fruits and fruit juices cost more heavily in ration points, canned soups the least. Canned baby foods are rated low at one point and sum it two points.
The Grape Nuts Flakes program coming to you from Chicago, Illinois and starring Jack Benny. With Mary Livingston, Dennis Day, Rochester, yours truly Don Wilson and our guest conductor, Bob Crosby and his orchestra. Good evening friends.
You hear what I just called you? Yes, I said friends. But suppose you say friends, hey, how can I be friends with that guy? We haven't even met. Well one definition of a friend is that someone is on the same side with you.
Yes sir, just look it up in the best dictionaries and say, you try one dish of toasted brown, molly rich grape nuts flakes and you'll be on my side of the fence. Well that's what grape nuts flakes does every time.
you a friend after one luscious bowl full. In fact, the sweetest nut flavor of Grape Nuts flakes is a friend from way back because it's the wide awake, maul-erich flavor of Grape Nuts, an exciting toasted flake farm. So make friends with Grape Nuts flakes tomorrow morning, will you? Just ask for an America's fastest growing breakfast cereal, Grape Nuts flakes, in the
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