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The founding of Palm Springs

Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,538 words

The transcript of “The founding of Palm Springs”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Sixteen-farrah Jarrah rah mMary Crispin Na Sat Fan Some smokes are plat Some two strong and some are even Ore But not those perfect lucky strikes Just try one and see why You'll agree Lucky's taste better than any other cigarette I came upon a man who looked as if he'd seen the thing.

I offered him a lucky strike and he began to sing. Be happy, go lucky, be happy, go. Friends think about this a second. A recent survey made in 38 cities shows that millions of smokers aren't happy with the brand they're smoking.

Why? Maybe one reason is some cigarettes are mighty tasteless and others too strong. Now if you want complete smoking enjoyment, Switch to Lucky Strike. You'll always enjoy the perfect mildness and rich true tobacco taste that only fine tobacco can give you.

And L.S. M.F.T. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. That's why Lucky's taste better than any other cigarette. So for the happy blending of perfect mildness and rich taste that Lucky Strike and only Lucky Strike can give you.

Be happy. Go Lucky. Make your next carton Lucky Strike. Be happy, don't luck it, don't luck this fight today. Remember, luckies taste better than any other cigarette. From Palm Springs, California, the Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny, with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Davis, Paul Smith, Fort Ted, and yours truly, Donwood.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the style of our program. Tan by the desert sun, toughened by the desert wind, and frightened by the desert prices, Jack Benny! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, you're right about one thing I have got a beautiful tan. And why not? Every day I lay out beside the pool at the beautiful Palm Springs Biltmore Hotel.

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