Jack Benny · 1932 · 29 min · 3,478 words
The transcript of “Last show of the season - Mary's birthday - all-star party”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1932. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Chevrolet program starring Jack Benny with Frank Black's Orchestra. The orchestra opens the program with Tony's wife. Have you heard the latest, my friends? The newest good news from Chevrolet.
We'll talk about business being good. Just listen to this. Instead of sales going down, as car sales usually do at the end of the spring selling season, Chevrolet sales are still going up, and up, way ahead of the same period in May, way ahead of a sale the year ago.
Over 20,000 Chevrolet's were delivered at retail the first 10 days of June. This is the first time since 1927 that sales in June have exceeded those in May. Every minute, night and day, someone is buying a Chevrolet.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's the same old story, isn't it? You just can't keep the best car from leading, especially when that car has a Fisher-Hard-Wooden-DU body. Fisher-No-Drap's ventilation, a starterator, Uncle Mesh, re-wealing the most economical engine in the low priced car and especially when it sells for as little as $445 FOB factory.
Jack Benny. Hello again.
This is Jack Benny, the earth galloper, coming to you with all the late news events to the courtesy of, and I'll get this vote, To the courtesy of, I bought her a sandwich, so she ate it, pressed.
Boy, am I a hot-tonider. So she ate it, pressed. Did you get that, Mary? Yes, and I'm going to get rid of it, too. I see. I don't know. I kind of like that, eh?
So she ate it, pressed. Get it, noble? No, what is it? It's a joke. Oh, pardon me. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Well, I'll start all over again, Paul. Hello again, Mr. Jack's entity, Earth Galloper.
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