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goes to the doctor

Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,087 words

The transcript of “goes to the doctor”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The cast drops into the corner drugstore for a bite to eat. At the moment Phil Harris is sitting there all alone, waiting for the other members of the cast. Would you like to order now, Mr. Harris?

No, not yet, Shirley. I'm waiting for the rest of the gang. Oh. Will Mr. Benny be with him? Oh, yeah. Why? I want to get his autograph from my little nephew. Do you think he'll give it to me?

Why, certainly, honey, just have your pen, paper, and quarter ready. Oh, Mr. Harris, you're joking. Zokin, huh? You'll be lucky if you get your pan back. By the way, Mr. Harris, I'd like your autograph to mine nephew too.

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