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Guest Amos & Andy - Mary's grass reek

Jack Benny · December 3, 1950 · 29 min · 3,909 words

The transcript of “Guest Amos & Andy - Mary's grass reek”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 3, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Depart of... The JAGicked-metrel program, transcribed, presented by Lucky Strike! Bloody Strike! The teacher said, what blend is best, the college class replied? Those Lucky strikes, the happy smoke so mild and rich inside. I whirl and twirl upon my skates and do a fancy spin, then cut these words right in the eyes for mildest luckies win.

Be happy, go lucky, be happy, go lucky. Enjoy your cigarette. Enjoy truly fine tobacco that combines both perfect mildness and rich taste. In one great cigarette, lucky strike. For only fine tobacco gives you both perfect mildness and rich taste. And L.S. M.F.T. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

So friends, be happy. Go Lucky. Try a carton of Lucky Strike. Be happy. Go Lucky. Be Happy. Go Lucky. Strike. Be Happy. Go Lucky. Go Lucky. Go Lucky. Strike. So Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, St.

You're truly darn welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, a little over a month ago, Jack Benny made his first and only appearance in television. Last week, the radio and TV editors of the United States conducted a poll.

And who do you think was selected as the most outstanding personality in television? Don. And which comedian was quick as having television's funniest program? Don. And who do you think was chosen as television's most popular?

Don, Don, we can't do this introduction. Why not? We wrote it too soon. They picked Milton Burrough. So you'll have to think of something else. Okay, Jack. Wait a minute, Don. Jack, Benny, do you mean to say that when you heard there was going to be a poll, you had the nerve to assume they were going to pick you?

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