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tries to buy a ticket to the USC-UCLA game

Jack Benny · November 26, 1950 · 30 min · 3,457 words

The transcript of “tries to buy a ticket to the USC-UCLA game”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 26, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, the sportsman quartet and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, yesterday USC and UCLA met in their annual football classic.

Let's go out to Jack Benny's house a few hours before the game. We better hurry, Jack, or we'll miss the kickoff. Yeah, let's go already. In just a minute, I want to copy the lineups out of the paper.

Here's a pencil, boss. Thanks. But Jack, you can buy a program when you get to the Colosseum. Why do that when the lineups are right here in the paper? Now let's see. Well, it's silly to copy it. Why don't you just cut them out?

Because we have to put the paper back on the Coleman's porch. Now let's see. Here's UCLA's lineup. Moomo on our Let's ski, Flynn, Stroshein, Livingston, Livingston, Mary. That's Cliff Livingston. Oh, I thought it was your sister babe.

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