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and Dinah in London

Jack Benny · November 19, 1950 · 29 min · 3,737 words

The transcript of “and Dinah in London”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 19, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, this week Jack Benny bought a plane and flew to England where he appeared in a command performance for the royal family. Tonight our little star is celebrating a triumphant return. And here he is, Jack Benny.

Phil. Phil, I'm waiting. But Jackson, I don't... But Jackson Lee, just do as I told you. Oh, Jack, stop being silly. I'm not being silly. After all, I just returned from England. I have a perfect ride to expect appropriate music for my entrance.

Now go ahead, Phil. Well, all right. Okay, fellas, pop and serotonin. Phil, Phil, that's pomp and circumstance. Seritan. My boys play it backwards.

That I can believe and I can't understand you. Every time I'm invited to do something special, you always... Oh, Jack, we know it's an honor to appear before the King and Queen of England. But you weren't the only actor there.

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