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Coming home on the train playing 20 questions

Jack Benny · November 5, 1950 · 29 min · 3,837 words

The transcript of “Coming home on the train playing 20 questions”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 5, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. I carry letters all day long as happy as can be. But the letters that I really love are L.S. and M.S.E. I gave into my crystal ball and what I see I like.

It's not so dark or handsome but he's moping lucky strikes Let's be happy, go lucky, happy, go lucky, happy Yes, light up a lucky and enjoy the happy blending of perfect mildness and rich taste in one great cigarette Lucky Strike Remember, only fine tobacco gives you both perfect mildness and rich taste And L.S.M.F.T. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco

So next time try a carton of Lucky Strike and be happy, go Lucky he's happy programs are in jack benny with barry levinson philharis Rochester denistan your truly don't want ladies and gentlemen

jack benny in his cast are returning from new york were jacked at his first television show at the moment there in mary's compartment aboard the super chief playing twenty questions now let's see mary we've used up nineteen questions and we found that you're thinking of something that animal He's very famous in show business and is over six feet tall.

That's right. And you kids have only one question left. Cheers. This is a hard one. Well, I'll take a guess. Is it Jimmy Stewart? No. Well, that finishes our 20 questions. Who is it, Mary?

Harvey, the invisible rabbit. Oh, Mary, that's not fair. After all, Harvey doesn't exist. It's a figment of a man's imagination. So what? Universal just finished a wonderful picture about us. Yeah, and I can't understand it.

How can a studio make a picture about something and nobody sees it? Warner Brothers did. I wonder about it did. What about it did? Some funny stuff. Let's get on with the game. It's your turn, Dennis.

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