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Don tries to borrow $50,000 for a new candy business

Jack Benny · October 22, 1950 · 29 min · 3,150 words

The transcript of “Don tries to borrow $50,000 for a new candy business”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 22, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, next Saturday night, Jack Benny does his opening television show for New York City. So let's go out to Jack's home in Beverly Hills, where we find him packing for the trip. Mary and Rochester are helping him.

Now let's see, I'll be gone for 12 days. I'll need two pairs of shorts, two shirts, two pairs of socks, two handkerchiefs, and a box of does. Close the bag, Rochester. Yes, sir. Wait a minute, Jack.

You're going to be gone 12 days, and that's all you're taking? Mary, I'm going by plane. I have to be careful about the weight. You know, they charge you extra if your luggage weighs over 40 pounds.

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