Jack Benny · 1953 · 29 min · 3,782 words
The transcript of “loses $4.75 at the race track”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. For Lucky's strike means, I can I go Richard's tasting, I can I go Lucky's taste better.
Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's strike, Lucky's strike. This is Don Wilson, friends. Say, if you like poetry, here's something that may give you a little chuckle. Listen. I like the cigarette eye smoke, a statement free from bunker hope.
There is no reason for it, brother, except I don't like any other. That's straight from the typewriter of H.I. Phillips, the noted syndicated columnist. It's part of a statement that Mr. Phillips made regarding the cigarette he smokes, Lucky Strike.
In another part of the statement he said, long ago I found Lucky's had the taste that suited me, and I've stuck to them through the years. I smoke lucky strike for enjoyment and relaxation." End of quote.
Yes, indeed, the word enjoyment. That's the main thing you smoke for. It's all a matter of taste. And the fact of the matter is, luckies taste better. They just have to because they're made of fine tobacco and they're made better.
For quite some time now, we've been asking smokers to be happy, go lucky. If you haven't tried luckies, why not take care of that next time you buy cigarettes. Believe me, Lucky's do taste better.
Lucky's taste better. Clean and fresh and smoother. Lucky's right. Lucky's right. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crossman. You're truly not welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does another television program with his guest star David Niven.
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