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listens to Mean Old Man on the radio

Jack Benny · 1953 · 29 min · 4,031 words

The transcript of “listens to Mean Old Man on the radio”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program, transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner precious smoother. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner precious smoother. Lucky's strike means I can I go richer tasting, I can I go Lucky's taste better.

Cleaner precious smoother. Lucky's strike. This is Don Wilson, friends. You know, recently a cigarette ad appeared in a well-known national magazine. seeing, perhaps you saw. Near the top of it were the words, I don't have to smoke luckies. Those were the words of the man whose picture was in the ad, Mr. Robert Montgomery,

whose TV show is sponsored by Lucky Strike. In the ad, Mr. Montgomery said that there was nothing in his contract that said he had to smoke luckies. He smoked them and had for years because he liked the way they taste. That makes sense. Smoking enjoyment is all matter of taste. And as Mr. Montgomery and many millions of other smokers will tell you,

Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Taste better because they're made with fine, naturally mild tobacco. And they're made round and firm and fully packed. Made to taste better. Just remember that the next time you buy cigarettes and ask for a pack of Lucky Strite. You'll You'll find Lucky's give you real smoking enjoyment because they do taste better.

Lucky's taste better. Clean and precious, smoother. Lucky's strike. Lucky's strike. The Lucky's strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Rochester, Dennis Day, Bob Crosby, and yours truly down well. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does another television show with his guest stars, Bing Crosby and George Burns.

Meanwhile, let's go out to Jack's house in Beverly Hills. I know his home saw if you'll just follow me, we'll go in and pay Jack a visit. And you needn't ask me to leave because you're going to sit there and listen to what I've got to say.

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