Jack Benny · 1953 · 24 min · 3,443 words
The transcript of “Broadcast from New York, New York”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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And now around the world the Jack Benny program Benny with Barry Livingston Rochester Dennis A. Bob Crosby and your Shirley Doc Wilton Ladies and gentlemen this broadcast is coming to you from New York City where tonight Jack Benny will also do his television show With his special guest miss Helen Hayes, but right now we're doing a radio show from the Lincoln Square Theater
We can't bring you Lincoln, but here's a real square Jack Benny Thank you, thank you, thank you. Well, again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, that was such a wonderful introduction you gave me.
It's a shame, it's your last one. What do you mean my last one? Well, Don, this show is transcribed, and the program and you will be released at the same time. But Jack, no, Don, I'm only kidding.
All say, Jack, did you read that last week President Eisenhower played golf at the club? You belong to in Palm Springs, Tamaris? Yes, Don. Yes, Don. And what a thrill I got when I read that.
Yes, imagine. The President of the United States driving off from the same tee that I drove off, putting on the same green that I put it on, tipping the same caddy that called me a cheatscape.
What a thrill. You know, Jack, when the President plays golf, he's accompanied by 20 Secret Service men. 20 secret service men. Gosh, I bet he never loses the ball. You know, FBI means fine ball instantly.
But anyway, Don, it's exciting being here in New York again, isn't it? It certainly is, Jack. And have you noticed all the changes since we were here last? You bet I have, Don. They've painted the sub-treasuré building.
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