Jack Benny · 1953 · 29 min · 3,413 words
The transcript of “gets a parking ticket”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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But meanwhile, I'd like to take you back to last Wednesday. After rehearsal, Bob Crosby, Dennis, and Jack dropped in at the corner drug store for a bike to eat. Hey fellas, our regular table over there is empty.
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