Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 4,167 words
The transcript of “Cleveland - Marilyn Maxwell, Bob Hope”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. I'm not a baby. I'm not a baby. I'm not a baby. I'm a baby. I'm a baby. Lucky Strike. First again with tobacco men. First again with tobacco men.
More independent tobacco experts, small, lucky strike regularly than the next two leading brands combined. There you have the findings of a recent impartial survey which reveals a personal smoking preference of tobacco men. auctioneers, buyers, and warehousemen.
Yes, the survey shows Lucky Strike. First again with tobacco men. First again with tobacco men. First again with the men who can see the makers of Lucky Strike, consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco.
So light up a Lucky. Puff by puff, you'll see. L-S-M-F-T, L-S-M-F-T. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. and in a cigarette it's the tobacco that counts so for your own real deep-down smoking enjoyment smokeless moat tobacco expert smoke lucky strike first again with tobacco men lucky strike the lucky strike program starring jack benny with very limited to the house
Rochester dentist and yours truly don't ladies and gentlemen jack benny in his gang are appearing this week at the palace theater here in cleveland Right now, Jack is in his dressing room in Rochester as helping him make up for the next stage, y'all.
Let's look in on him. Rochester, how long do you... Out! How long do you think it'll... Out! Be before... Out! Out! Boss, hold still or you'll knock the tweezers out of my hand. All right, but try to go out!
It's your own fault, Boss. If you'd buy a razor blade, I wouldn't have to pluck out your wisdom. I can't get this close to shaving. the razor. Okay, I'm through now. Good. I have to go on stage again in a half hour.
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