Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 3,639 words
The transcript of “Robert Taylor Subs For Jack”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny Program presented by Lucky Strike. Lucky Strike! First again with tobacco man. First again with tobacco man. Lucky Strike! More independent tobacco experts smoke Lucky Strike regularly than the next two leading brands combined.
There you have the findings of a recent impartial survey which reveals the personal smoking preference of the men who really know tobacco. The auctioneers, buyers, and warehousemen. Yes, the survey show Lucky Strike. First again with tobacco men.
First again with tobacco men. First again with the men who can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy. That fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. And when these experts smoke Lucky Strike for their own personal smoking enjoyment, then you know LSMFT.
LSMFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. And in a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts. So for your own real, deep-down smoking enjoyment, smoke the smoke, tobacco expert smoke. Lucky Strike, first again with Tobacco Man.
The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilton. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present to you a man whose charm and personality have gained him millions of admirers.
A man who's not only loved for his, wait a minute, I must have the wrong script. This is introducing Robert Taylor. That's right, Don. Jack has gone away on a week's vacation, and Robert Taylor is taking his place.
He should be here any minute. Robert Taylor, all that's wonderful, but Mary, I still can't get over Jack's just packing up and going away on a trip. Well, it's more than just a trip, Don.
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