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Rehearsal at Jack's - what really happened to Ronald Colman's Oscar

Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 4,088 words

The transcript of “Rehearsal at Jack's - what really happened to Ronald Colman's Oscar”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. That's the first. Lucky Strike and Lucky Strike alone offers you important evidence gathered in the tobacco country by the world famous Crosley Pole. This evidence reveals the smoking preference of auctioneers, buyers and warehousemen, the men who really know tobacco.

Here's what the Crosley Pole found for their own personal smoking enjoyment, independent tobacco experts again named Lucky Strike first choice. Lucky Strike, first choice, over any other brand. These experts know their business. Their overwhelming preference for Lucky Strike, we believe, has a direct relationship to the quality tobacco we purchase for Lucky's and to the real, deep-down, smoking enjoyment you may expect from fine tobacco.

And when these veteran tobacco experts name Lucky Strike, first choice, for their own personal smoking enjoyment, then you know... LSMFT, LSMFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. And in a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts.

So smoke the smoke, tobacco expert smoke, Lucky Strike. Remember, independent tobacco experts again named Lucky Strike, first choice. Lucky Strike, first choice over any other brand. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, down the stay, and yours truly down Wilson.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, we take you out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills, where we find Rochester cleaning out the attic. Well, I got all the magazines stacked up. Now I'll move this box over and...

Hello, what's this? Mmm. I never saw these before. A bundle of Mr. Benny's old love letters. I wonder if I should... No, I'd be a healer if I read them. But what's the difference? Nobody will know I'm a healer but me.

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