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The Benny printing press - Ronald Colman wins the Oscar

Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 3,635 words

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. It is an arbitrary, it is an arbitrary, lucky strike and lucky strike alone offers you important evidence gathered in the tobacco country by the world famous Crossley Pole.

This evidence reveals the smoking preference of auctioneers, buyers, and warehousemen, the men who really know tobacco. Here's what the Crossley Pole found. For their own personal smoking enjoyment, independent tobacco experts again Name Lucky Strike, First Choice.

Lucky Strike, First Choice, over any other brand. These experts know their business. Their overwhelming preference for Lucky Strike, we believe, has a direct relationship to the quality tobacco we purchase for Lucky's. And to the real, deep down, smoking enjoyment, you may expect from fine tobacco.

And when these veteran tobacco experts name Lucky Strike, First Choice, for their own personal smoking enjoyment, Then you know LSMFT, LSMFT. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. And in a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts.

So smoke the smoke tobacco expert smoke, Lucky Strike. Remember, independent tobacco experts again named Lucky Strike first choice. Lucky Strike first choice over any other brand. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, Dain, yours truly, Don Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, today is March 21st. Saul with spring officially here. Let's go out to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills where we find Rochester doing the spring house clean. Well, I got the table, Dusty.

Quiet, Polly. Now I better go in the next room and, uh-oh, I forgot to clean under the piano. Well, I'll just take my mop and reach under there and switch it around. It's amazing how so many things can collect under a piano in such a short time.

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