Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 4,395 words
The transcript of “Winner Of Walking Man Contest”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program, presented by Lucky Strike, Lucky Strike and Lucky Strike alone offers you important evidence gathered in the tobacco country by the world famous Crosley pole. This evidence reveals the smoking preference of auctioneers, say buyers and warehouses. The men who really know tobacco here's what the Kelsey, Paul found, for their
own personal smoking enjoyment. Independent tobacco experts again named Lucky Strike, First choice lucky strike first choice over any other brand these experts know their business They're overwhelming preference for lucky strike We believe has a direct relationship to the quality tobacco we purchase for luckies and to the real deep down smoking enjoyment You may expect from fine tobacco and when these veteran tobacco experts name lucky strike first choice for their own personal smoking enjoyment
enjoyment then you know LSMFT LSMFT lucky strike means fine tobacco and fine tobacco is what counts in the cigarette so smoke the smoke tobacco expert smoke lucky strike remember independent tobacco experts again named lucky strike first choice lucky strike first choice over any other brand lucky strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston Phil Harris Rochester
and stay in your truly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, as an emergency major, at two o'clock this morning, the state of California went on daylight savings time, which means that in California, we started the day an hour earlier.
This sudden change has even upset the barnyard animals. For this morning, when I opened my bedroom window at five o'clock, which was really four o'clock, I heard. What a shame, it's their first argument since they appeared on bride and groom.
Continue, Don. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the change of time has certainly been confusing. So now we bring you a man who gets five o'clock shadow with his four o'clock tee, Jack Benny. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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