Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 3,327 words
The transcript of “On the Train to Hollywood”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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member for their own personal smoking enjoyment independent tobacco experts named lucky strike first choice lucky strike first choice the lucky strike program starring jack benny with very livingston phil harris rochester denis day in yours truly don wilson ladies and gentlemen jack benny is true for been on tour campaigning for the march of dimes in
denver and pueblo cololado so now let's pick them up on the california limited on route to Los Angeles. Mary and Jack are playing a game in gin rummy. You sure are lucky Mary. I play better gin rummy than you do and yet you always win.
Well it's your own fault. Jack you don't concentrate on the card. I do too. Now let's see. I know you have three nines, three queens and the six, seven and eight have hearts so I know you can't use this card here here's the deuce of spades gin gin let me see your hand there you are three eight four kings and three deuces
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