Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 4,103 words
The transcript of “Tries To Get Tickets To Rose Bowl”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, the new year was ushered in by one of the nation's gridiron classics played in the Rose Bowl before a record crowd of 93,000 people.
This game always produces statistics that are mulled over by sports lovers for weeks to come. 475 yards gained by running. 314 yards by passing, resulting in seven touchdowns and seven conversions. Yes, even the start of ours y'all has been stunned at the amazing figures compiled by this football classic.
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