Jack Benny · December 21, 1947 · 30 min · 3,506 words
The transcript of “Last minute shopping - Jack applies for credit”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast December 21, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike. Quality of product is essential to continuing success. And Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. LSMFT? Yes, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. And in a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts.
Remember what happens at the tobacco auction? At market after market, independent tobacco experts can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. Lucky Strike presents The Man Who Knows The Tobacco Warehouseman Mr. Alexander Ervin, well-known tobacco warehouseman of Reedsville, North Carolina said recently.
For many seasons I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by Wright, Malatovaca. tobacco you just can't beat for real smoking quality. Smoke lock is myself for fourteen years. So for your own real deep-down smoking enjoyment remember LSMFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco and Lucky Strike is the ideal gift on every Christmas list. So say Merry Christmas 200 times with a carton of 200 Lucky
Strike cigarettes in their beautiful holiday wrapping. And for the specials on your list a special handsome gift box of 500 Lucky Strike cigarettes each so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw. Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester Dynasty and yours truly down Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen as you all know there are only three more
shopping days till Christmas so let's pick up Jack and Rochester on their way down to do the last minute Christmas shopping. Rochester, how far is it from my house to downtown? About seven miles, boss.
Oh, fine. We ought to be there about noon. Yeah, that's a good thing we started last night. Yeah. You see, there sure is a lot of traffic this time of year, but I have so much to do.
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