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The Turkey Murder Trial - the judge is a turkey

Jack Benny · November 30, 1947 · 29 min · 3,761 words

The transcript of “The Turkey Murder Trial - the judge is a turkey”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 30, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, Sunday night is a great night for comedy on NBC. One of the outstanding comedians is Fred Allen. What? However, it's too early for Allen, so i bring you his closest friend jack benny thank you thank you thank you hello again this is jack benny talking and don

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