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Dennis impersonates Ronald Colman

Jack Benny · November 9, 1947 · 29 min · 3,535 words

The transcript of “Dennis impersonates Ronald Colman”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 9, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jackbelly program, presented by Lucky Strike, quality of product is essential to continuing success. Exhibit A, Lucky Strike. In a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts. And today, tomorrow always, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

P.A.P. Really? P.A.P. Lucky Strike presents The Man Who Knows. Mr. S.M. Kuts, independent tobacco auctioneer of Oxford, NC, has sold over 300 million pounds of tobacco at auction. Recently he said, After a year I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by FHN de Baca, ripe prime leaf, take it from me that the back is a really fine tobacco.

I've smoked lacquers myself for 17 years. An auction after auction, independent tobacco experts like Mr. Cuts, can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco.

Remember... LSMFT! LSMFT! Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. And fine tobacco means real, deep down, smoking enjoyment for you. So smoke that smoke of fine tobacco, Lucky Strike! Yes, next time you buy cigarettes, ask for Lucky Strike.

So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. Program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Passengers, please step to the rear, step to the back of the bus, please.

Oh, isn't this awful, Catherine? You think some gentleman would get up and give one of us a seat? I beg your pardon, ladies, but would any of you care to sit down? Oh, you're very kind.

Disney Catherine certainly is. He got up and gave the three of us a seat. Yes. He has a very big heart. Hey! Aren't you Don Wilson? Jack Benny's announcer? Yes, yes I am. I just love that program. It has so many interesting characters. They act so crazy.

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