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Halloween Show - Dark Passage

Jack Benny · November 2, 1947 · 29 min · 3,310 words

The transcript of “Halloween Show - Dark Passage”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 2, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike quality of product is essential to continuing success exhibit a lucky strike in a cigarette It's the tobacco that counts and today tomorrow always lucky strike means fine tobacco Lucky Strike resends the man who knows mr. Herbert Highsmith veteran independent tobacco buyer of Robersonville, North Carolina

Carolina has handled tobacco all his life. Recently he said, season after season I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by Quality Tobacco. Find tobacco with real flavor, smooth, ripe, and mild. So for myself, I pick Lucky's, smoked him for 15 years.

At auction after auction, independent tobacco experts like Mr. Highsmith can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. Remember, LSMFT, LSMFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, and fine tobacco means real deep down smoking enjoyment for you. So smoke that smoke a fine tobacco Lucky Strike.

Yes, next time you buy cigarettes, ask for Lucky Strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. Graham starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, last Friday, October 21st, was Halloween. And people young and old, all over the nation, were bobbing for apples. Yes, sir. So now we bring you a man whose gums are so tender, he had the Bob for applesauce, Jack Benny.

Thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don. That was a very funny introduction, bobbing for applesauce. You know, it's certainly clever. I mean, the way you expose all my faults and defects.

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