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Wilbur's Two Women

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from the home office. It's my job, Mr. McDougal, to find those missing exhibits. I'm quite sure I can persuade the chubby little fellow to lead me right to them. Naturally, I couldn't persuade him very well in jail.

Wilbur, please. I've had nightmares all night long. I don't want to hear any more about dead bodies. Well, I saw what I saw when I saw it. All right. Boy, am I glad to see you.

Will you go over and talk to that guy? Sandra. Well, darling, I heard what happened. That's awful. They can't put my little Wilbur in jail. They can't, but they did. Sandra, I want to thank you for bailing us out.

I only learned about it this morning. Well, didn't the policeman tell you the lady bail us out? He did. Wilbur Pat, you haven't been untrue to you, Sandra. Sandra, how can you look me in a face and say that?

How can you look him in the face, period? Hmm. I only came by to remind you about the Musgrave Ball tonight. I was just getting ready to pick up my costume. Come by for me early, dear.

About sunset. Alone. What I'd like to know is, what has he got that I haven't got? A brain. A brain. I'd like to know where it is. Oh, she forgot. Thank you, Smith. Goodbye. Oh, who?

Now, who is this? She's beautiful. I'm Joan Raymond. She's Joan Raymond. I'm the girl who arranged your release from jail. Why should you want to spring us? Do you believe in love at first sight?

As long as you put it that way, I... That's what happened to me. Wilbur Darling. Ha ha ha ha ha. Miss Raymond, one of the smart feeling first come over you. The instant I saw you in the baggage room, I knew then that I wanted to spend every single minute that I'm in town with you.

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