Detour to Terror

Terror walks off the stage and into the audience. Pray! Two for one pass to anyone who can sit through the entire show, and it's all live. This is the only show that gets away with murder.

So come early and get a seat. If you're late, we may put you in a coffin. See! Monsters, agogo! Monsters, agogo! Monsters, agogo! Monsters, agogo! Lipton tea and lipton soups present in a sanctum mystery.

Good evening, friends of the Una Sanctum. This is your host waiting to act as your guide through the squeaking door on a specially prepared traveler. First we'll take a little jaunt with the jeopardy along the path of peril where we'll prowl with panic until we take the left turn into horror highway and thence via

terra-ten pike straight into the road to ruin. I don't think I like you're a tenerary, Mr. Host. If you don't mind, I'd much rather take a shortcut to the highway of happiness via the kitchen. And pray tell us by what sign post shall we recognize your blithesome highway of happiness, Mary? Well, you'll just know

Oh, you're headed for pleasure when you take your first taste of swell, lipton tea, because ah, what a world of contentment there is in every cupful. What flavor, what wide awake flavor. No one, the tea expert, said there's only one word to describe liptons, and that's brisk.

No one, no more folks, enjoy liptons than any other brand of tea in the world. It's because lipton tea never tastes dull, flat, or dreary. It's always lively and cheery. Yes, Lipton's is the world's favorite tea, and it will be your favorite too once you taste that brisk Lipton flavor.