Song of the Slasher

Hey and Lipton so presents in a sanctum mystery. Good evening friends of the inner sanctum. This is your whole stream on the gay goo.

Friends, would you like to fly through the air with the great speed? Do you think you'd enjoy being invisible? Oh, it's easy. All you have to do is become a ghost. And to become a ghost all you have to do is accentuate the ectopressum and eliminate the protoplasm.

Why? If that doesn't work we'll introduce you to one of the characters on our show. He'll take care of you. And that's the truth. What awful people on this show. Where ever do you find them Mr. Raymond?

Well it's simple. All you have to do is turn over a rock and out they come crawling. And just suppose you were looking for decent people. How would you find them? Oh, well now Mary, you were the one who showed me how I'd just go snooping around houses, peering into windows.

Night find all the nice people drinking lip-tensey. Oh dear, there you go, making fun again. You know maybe if you drank lip-tensey, you wouldn't be such a bitter, unhappy person. Yes, there's something so warming and cheerful about lip-tense.

I guess that's why lots of folks drink it not only at meal times but between meals or whenever they get a chance to sit down and enjoy Lipton's famous brisk flavor. That word brisk, B-R-I-S-K.

Explain the lot when it comes to tea flavor. Brisk means that Lipton tea always tastes tangy and bracing. Never flat or wishy-washy. That's right. You just don't know how good tea can be till you know how good Lipton is.