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No Coffin for the Dead

Inner Sanctum Mysteries · February 20, 1945 · 29 min · 4,101 words

The transcript of “No Coffin for the Dead”, an episode of Inner Sanctum Mysteries first broadcast February 20, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Inner Sanctum Mysteries plays Inner Sanctum Mysteries free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Lipton tea and Lipton soup presents Inner Sanctum Mysteries. Good evening, fiends. I mean, friends of the Inner Sanctum. This is Raymond, your host, inviting you through the squeaking door.

Don't hesitate to come right in. Oh, it's a bit dark. Careful, don't brush up against that skeleton. Oh, he's quite harmless, I assure you. He's only the skeleton in our closet. Come out for a bit of air.

The idea of a skeleton coming out for air. Such nonsense. You mean because it's already so well ventilated? Oh, how do you do marry Benes? Hello, Mr. Raymond. Now, you tell me truthfully. Is there a family skeleton in your closet?

Oh, yes, indeed. And what's more, we make no bones about it. about. But I'd like to really get him out of the closet. I need space to store my Lipton's noodle soup. What a silly thing to say. You know very well that Lipton's noodle soup comes in a tidy little package that takes up hardly any rheumatoid.

Oh. Fact is Lipton's is convenient all the way around. It takes hardly any time to make costs less and makes lots more than canned soups. And when it comes to flavor. Nothing can beat Lipton's. It's a grand homemade tasting noodle soup with a chitney flavor. And folks, Lipton's is just swimming with tender golden egg noodles.

It's like I always say, you just don't know how good noodle soup can be till you've tried Lipton's. And like I always say, tonight put a tight half on your head so your hair won't and get ready to listen to no coffin and the dead.

It's an original story by Emil Teperman. Now a star tonight is that famous radio actor Les Tremaine, who plays the part of Tom Archer. Along the swanky East River drive, all his quiet, except for the footsteps of two men who hurry toward one of the many tall apartment houses.

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