Death in the Depths

Lipton tea and Lipton soup present in a sanctum mystery. Good evening, friends of the inner sanctum. This is your host Raymond inviting you once again to join our scary company. Please come in, won't you?

We have a full quiver of shevers this evening and a... What? You say it's rather cold in here. Well, some of the chills of our story must have leaked out. Why don't you all huddle together?

There's so much comfort in having someone else beside you, and instead of being... decides yourself. Now, Mr. Raymond, that's no way to welcome people. You have to chase them away talking so scary, like... What?

Oh, hello, Mary Bennett. So, uh, you don't think I'm a good host, huh? Maybe I should say, lay your little head on a pillow. Are you comfy? Mmm. There. Now Uncle Raymond will join you to sleep with a bedtime story.

And when you wake up, Aunt Mary will give you a nice, hard plate of Lipton's noodle soup. Oh dear. There's just no talking to you. Folks, please don't listen to the way he talks about Lipton's noodle soup.

Try it for yourself. You just don't know how good noodle soup can be until you've tasted liptons. It's got such a grand chickeny flavor. It really tastes homemade. And then of course, lipton's noodle soup comes in a package so it's no work to prepare.

You just empty it into boiling water and in a juiffy, soup's on. And another thing, liptons makes lots more and costs less than canned soups. Well, thanks for the hot facts, Mary. And here's a fact for you. Did you know that more than two-thirds of the Earth's entire surface is unknown, the salty wastes of the sea? Only a short distance under the surface