Nosed Reindeer

Round off the flat nose reindeer Had a funny lookin' snout So Santa got his nose off Just to try and smooth it out And when they sold his nose off Santa sewed it upside down Now every time the rain falls Pore a roundy nearly drowns Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say,

Randolph with your nose so flat, Won't you tell me where I'm at? Then Randy took a deep breath, And he looked so very strange, Where out the other stockyards, I always assumed what changed, He tried to hit your ride one police, Saturday,

He jumped on the back of a Chevrolet, The lay and the back part took his breath away Grand off the flat nose reindeer Wish his nose would blow instead But it would never lie Cause his batteries were dead Grand off the flat nose reindeer