Here Comes the Boogey Man

You're much too good, I'm sure. Coward, so I'll tell you what to do. The Bogeyman, don't let him come too close to you. He'll catch you with me, can't he? Just pretend that you're a crocodile.

And you will find that Bogeyman will run away a mile. And stick him with a pin. Bogeyman will very nearly jump out of his skin. Save Buzz Buzz. Just like the wasp with stings. Bogeyman will think you are an elephant with wings.

Hosh, hosh, hosh. Here comes the Bogeyman. Tell him you got soldiers in your bed. For he will never guess that they are only made of lead. Hey, hosh, hosh. You'll think that you're asleep.

If you make a loveless snore away, you softly creep. Two children won't and all. Bogeyman will run the way he'll think it's Henry Hall. When the shadows of the evening creep across the sky And your mommy comes upstairs to sing a lullaby Tell her that the Bogeyman no longer prides you Uncle Henry's very kindly told you what to do

Here comes the Bogeyman Don't let him come too close to you He'll catch you if he can Just pretend Your teddy bears the dog Then shout out, fetch him teddy He'll hop off like a frog I'll pretend that you're a cat.

Do you think you may scratch him? That will make him fall down flat. Just pretend. He isn't really there. You will find that Bogeyman will finish in dinner. Who catch him without fail? Just keep a little salt with you.