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Bringing Up Ollie

Have Gun, Will Travel · September 25, 1960 · 24 min · 3,877 words

The transcript of “Bringing Up Ollie”, an episode of Have Gun, Will Travel first broadcast September 25, 1960. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Have Gun, Will Travel plays Have Gun, Will Travel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's always good to visit old friends. But I didn't know this meeting would lead to such a calamity. Have gone! Will travel! Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin. San Francisco. 1875.

The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of a man called Paladin. Please Missy Wong must not stop Mr. Paladin waiting for new suitcase. Oh, Mother! Must hurry Missy Wong. Missy Paladin be very angry. Excuse please. It takes so much time to buy suitcase. You gone sweet hours now.

Oh, big mess. Only bus breakdown. We'll fall off. Frank Moses, holy mob. Big mess. Hey boy has to walk all the way from Montgomery Street. Oh poor hey boy. But you are not worried for Misso Paladin. He will not be angry.

Missy Wong, you wrong? Oh no. Yes, he needs suitcase for trip to Colorado and very little time left to pack before he catches stage. But hey boy, Miss Appaladin, please. Missy Wong, you slow me down.

No time to talk. Okay. Miss Appaladin, Miss Appaladin, he's hey boy. Oh, holy moly. Hey boy. Yes? Missy Wong tries to tell you. Oh, Miss Appaladin already leaves. Missa, can't wait.

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