For the Birds

Look, I know more about this desert than you do. Does the money you might get from our client mean more to you than your life? Have gone. Will travel. Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin.

San Francisco 1875. The Carlton Hotel. Head quarters of a man called Paladin. Ah, Mr. Paden. Yes, hey boy. Ah, you enjoy sitting here? Relax, smokey cigar with newspaper? Oh, I certainly do, hey boy.

That's why I gave you specific orders that I was not to be disturbed today. I need a little rest and relaxation. Ah, what's the matter with you? Oh, don't know. You seem quite troubled, hey boy, what is it?

Don't know. Business condition, maybe? Oh, I see, yes. Well, it's up and down, hey boy. Boy, yes, sir. You down today, all right? I take it to Gaston Hotel. Haven't been exactly lavish with their tips, huh?

Miss Appaladin? All right, stingy. Oh, well, it'll pick up. Hey, sir. Hey, boy, I have good reason to feel encouraged, but, uh, he don't know. All right, hey boy. What is it? Visapaladin, see that man stand over there by desk?

Uh-huh. That man, his name, Mr. Higby. He said, hey boy, do you know where I come from, Mr. Paladin? And, hey boy, remember Mr. Paladin said, do not wish to be disturbed. So, hey boy, say, oh no, sir.

You were quite right, hey boy. He said, oh, then a man reaching pocket, pull out a big tip and say, be what? a good deal to me if I could talk to me to paladin.

Then what did you do? Oh, I just walk away, come over here, ask you if you enjoy, waste the time, smoke cigar, really, newspaper. I see. All right, hey boy, bring him over. Oh, I, sir.