Doctor from Vienna

I've met a lot of strange people in my travels away from San Francisco. Little did I realize that right here in my own hotel, I would meet the most unusual of them all. Have gone! Will travel!

Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin. San Francisco. 1875. The Carlton Hotel. headquarters of a man called Paladin. Is you hiding behind that newspaper? Why? Bell! Bell!

Oh, I thought I might be lucky enough to run into you. What brings you into the Carlton? Well, now that I've seen you, it doesn't seem to matter. Where have you been for the last 900 years?

In and out of town, you know how it is. Traveling and gunning? Well, more traveling and gunning. No, you poor boy. But you are in town some of the time. I have proof of it now.

And you don't have to stay away from me like I have the measles or something. Well, I haven't forgotten your bell. Ha ha. My light string is always out to you, Faladin. And don't you forget it.

I won't. Oh, it's been wonderful seeing you, but I do have to rush. I've got an appointment with that doctor from the end I've heard so much about. You hear at the hotel? Yes. You mean you haven't heard?

No. Well, his name is Dr. Dreckle and he has a parlor here in the hotel. Friend of mine told me about him. Oh, she says he's wonderful and feels the bumps on your head of something and tells you all about yourself.

He's the rage and I was lucky enough to get an appointment. I'm just dying to meet him. You know, I'm surprised you haven't heard of him. Well, you know, in and out of town, I can't keep up with everything.