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Caesar's Wife

Have Gun, Will Travel · March 20, 1960 · 25 min · 3,490 words

The transcript of “Caesar's Wife”, an episode of Have Gun, Will Travel first broadcast March 20, 1960. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Have Gun, Will Travel plays Have Gun, Will Travel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Keeping your wife in an ivory tower won't ensure you heard of ocean. Once she gets tired of it, neither your money nor your guns will hold her. Have gun! Will travel! Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin, San Francisco, 1875, the Carlton Hotel, Well, headquarters of a man called Paladin.

Go on back to my room. You sure you want to have another drink? No, no thanks. Meet you downstairs in the morning. I'll be ready. Good night. Good night, Jeremiah. Hello, Miss Wong. Oh, yeah.

May I please turn down the bed now? Yes, come in, Miss Wong. Oh. Oh, and if you don't mind, you can help me pack before you leave. You go away again so soon? It looks that way, Miss Wong.

First thing in the morning. in the morning. Oh, you've begun long time? Hard to tell. It's such an unusual job. How so? Do you see that man who left my room? Yes. He's a very famous man, or was it one time? Jeremiah Smoot, or Jeremiah the Avenger they used to call him. Oh, why was he famous? He was the man with a

lightning draw, the fastest gun this side of the Mississippi, feared by every gun fighter in the West. And you know what he wants me for? No. Why he won't you, Lisa, why little? He wants me to be his bodyguard.

Oh. This is the cold season. What do medical authorities say about the common cold? Doctors tell us there's no known drug which will cure a cold. There are effective medications for treating complications, accompanying or following a cold. If you've been taking sensible precautions and still have one cold after another, it's best to see your doctor.

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