Somebody Out There Hates Me

You say that's my grave, you've dug. Then I say to you, make certain you shoot straight because you'll never have another chance. Have gone! Will travel! Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin.

San Francisco, 1875. The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of a man called Paladin. What's this? Miss Wong? Lisa? Did you notice anything unusual about this newspaper when you brought it in? Oh, no, sir. Miss Paladin. Oh, you know.

Somebody has clipped an article out of the personal's column. Oh, Miss Wong, not cut paper. I think you're protesting a little too much, Miss Wong. Now, where is it? Miss Wong, maybe not, can find.

Miss Wong, maybe look in apron pocket. Oh, hey, there. Here, Mr. Paladin. Thank you. Now, let's see why you were hiding it from me. Mr. Paladin. To whom it may concern, be it hereby known that on March 14, 1875, in the town of Bedrock I, Paladin, resident of the Croton Hotel in San Francisco,

will be shot and killed by Bartolot de Chada. Oh, this man. Well, I had him sent to prison several years ago. Apparently he's been released. You're not going to please Mr. Pilate, and he's sound like very dangerous, man.

Oh. Well, I'll have to take the first stage. Please, Mr. Pilate, I... Would you help me pack Miss Wong? Ah. Please, sir. Constipation is something people don't talk about much, but it can be a problem for anyone, even doctors.

And when constipation occurs, it's interesting to see just what doctors consider important about a laxative they might use or recommend. Well, a majority of the doctors we heard from had this to say. A laxative should be effective, gentle, as close to natural acting as possible, and a medicine that can be used with complete confidence.