Bad Bert

I've met a lot of rash, old men in my travels who paid a high price for their notorious reputations. But I've never met a man who has paid as much as you have. Was it worth it?

Have gone! Will travel! Starling Mr. John Dana as Paladin! San Francisco! 1875! The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of a man called Paladin. It just isn't possible. It's ridiculous. Where in...

Ah, yes. Come in. Let me see you try on the dresser. It's a pallet. Hey, me so pallet, what's the matter? You call around on floor like that. Hey boy, it just isn't possible. It's vanished. Completely vanished.

Oh, am I? You slipped out of my hand. I was standing right there. But where is it? Where did the confounded thing go? Oh, I helped you look. Let's see now. Miss Aparele, what will we look for?

My collar button. Oh, let's see now. Oh, no. It just isn't possible. And I'm due for my appointment with the Countess in 15 minutes. Oh, Countess? In the right honorable Countess of Dunkley Tatsubro. She sent me a note.

Oh, yes, she goes in hotel. She's very nice lady. Come in. Maybe it's over. What's the matter you two crawl around or explore like that? Oh, Missy Wong. Oh, maybe, Bill. Oh, you come back later.

We're very busy. Oh, but Missy Wong. Hey, boy. It's quite right, Miss Wong. You've come in a rather bad time. Come back later, please. All right. I go. Come back later. Oh, Missy Paolo, then.

You drop. Call about an onslaught. I put him here on table. You'll be looking for that someday, maybe. Well, I come back when you're not a baby. I smoke and more now, but enjoy in it less.