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Stopover in Tombstone

Have Gun, Will Travel · October 11, 1959 · 24 min · 3,307 words

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If you give yourself up, I'll see that you get a fair trial. If you don't, I'll be forced to use this gun, and you'll be a long time dead. Have gone, will travel. Starring Mr. John Dainer as Paladin.

San Francisco. 1875. The Carlton Hotel. quarters of a man called Paladin. Come in. He's a Paladin? Hello, hey boy. Oh, look like you're already for trouble. Yes, I'm leaving right now. You go on most interesting job?

No, this is just a routine business matter. I have to see a man in Mexico, then deliver some papers to Tucson, Arizona. No, I'm going to take it easy, relax. Maybe you're looking on some old friends down that way. Oh, I bring these shirts my cousin Lee Singh.

and watch an aunt who you. Thanks, hey boy. Oh, did you tell your cousin about the starch in the cuffs? Oh, yes, sir. Good, let's see. Oh, hey boy, there's more starch than ever in these cuffs.

Oh, yes, sir, please. But I thought you said you told him. Oh, yes, sir, but is your opinion on my cousin Lee Singh, that most essential for cuffs is plenty starch, but what about my opinion?

My cousin Lee Singh, very obscure man. Yes, but hey boy. What might say Lee Singh cussed, knewlish, and of extreme stubborn nature? Alright, alright, hey boy, I guess I get the idea. Just put the shirts in the door please.

Oh, he's hot. Oh, hot to Mexico, eh? Uh-huh, on my way. Well, Adios. What's that? Adios. Adios, hey boy. Dandruff bothers most men, most women too. So listen, today you can get rid of embarrassing Dandruff in just three minutes.

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