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Helen of Abajinian

Have Gun, Will Travel · January 4, 1959 · 24 min · 3,152 words

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I've been employed to bring you back. And that's just what I'm going to do, Mr. O'Reilly. Like it or not. Gun will travel. Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin. San Francisco, 1875.

The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of the man called Paladin. Dancing Girl Missing. something. Soma Valley's Armenian colony today sadly canceled its annual wine festival because the principal dancer is reported to have a lope. Mr. Paladin. Quiet, everyone. To have eloped with a passing cow boy. He goes, father, Samuel, our Virginian has offered one million

thousand dollars for her return. Local authorities point out that she is of age and they have No jurisdiction in the matter. Oh, fire! Fire! Oh, a joke, ha ha. Yeah, you used to, guys. I brought them.

Oh. Wait a minute, hey boy. I have a... I want you to send this wire for me. Oh, hey, you leave again already? Mm-hmm. I haven't had a good shish kebab for years. Nice pilaf.

Pa-k-la-va. Pa-k-la-va. Armenian cooking. Oh, yee-ah, pa-k-la-va. Now, how do you send that? Get me two seats for the ballet roost two weeks from tonight. Well, you saw Mr. Palladet. Oh, you'd be back? No, I'll be back. Better get that wire off right away.

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