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How to Kill a Woman

Gunsmoke · October 31, 1953 · 25 min · 3,212 words

The transcript of “How to Kill a Woman”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast October 31, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Post-toasty, the heat-good cornflake, is proud to present gun smoke. God City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers. And that's with the U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke.

The story of the violence that moved West with young America, the story of a man who moved with it, Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. Say there, next time you hear a crackling noise in your kitchen, you better get up and investigate.

Maybe somebody just couldn't wait for his breakfast of crackling crisp post-toasties. And that's a treat you shouldn't miss. Post-toasties, you know, are the heat-good corn flakes. Why, after one taste, I'll bet anything you'll agree with me.

Post-toasties is just the best thing that's happened to corn since the Indians discovered it. There's nothing quite like sweet kernel corn flavor when it's toasted right in. Toasted in the crisp, fresh cornflakes. Man, oh man, that's post-toasties.

Keep good cornflakes. Better try them. And now, gun smoke, starring William Conrad. It's a darn shame, Mr. Dylan. Oh, what is, Chester?

Well, for a long it'll be too cold to set out here in the evening. What is too cold summer is too hot. How do you like spring, Chester? Oh, spring's all right. Up here. But I remember back in Waco, we all got the egg you ever spring.

Terrible fever. Make man feel like a harp with a thousand strings. I know I've had it. I've staged it in my delay tonight. I'm sure he is. You know, my mom had a theory we'd be immune if we had three hard boiled eggs on good price.

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