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Kitty's Quandary

Gunsmoke · October 11, 1959 · 29 min · 3,950 words

The transcript of “Kitty's Quandary”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast October 11, 1959. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In the town, Dodge City, and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's where the U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. Gun smoke, starring William Conrad, the story of the violent that moved West with young America, and the story of a man who moved with it.

I'm that man, Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. The first man they looked for and the last thing what a meat. It's a chancey job, and it makes a man watchful. And a little lonely. If you're one of the millions of Americans who are suffering from the minor pains of arthritis or rheumatism, and so far haven't found any safe satisfactory relief,

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Get at you today. Push that bottle down this way, shave. You aimin' to drink it all yourself. I'd have a fat chance with you in the same county here. You're nothing better to do than us for say, I thought we'd be quite of it by now.

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