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Crack-Up

Gunsmoke · February 26, 1955 · 28 min · 3,199 words

The transcript of “Crack-Up”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast February 26, 1955. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Gun smoke, brought to you by L&M filters. This is it. L&M is best. Stands out from all the rest. Around dark city and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with a U.S. Marshall and the smell of gun smoke, starring William Conrad, the France-Grod story of the violence

the violence that moved west with young America and the story of a man who moved with it. I'm that man. Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. The first man they look for and the last thing what a meet. It's a chancey job and it makes a man watchful and a little lonely.

You'll be one. Come in, Marshal. Come in. Hello, teeters. You got time to give me a haircut?

You're the only customer of heading an hour, Marshal. You hang your coat and your gun belt right over there. I'll get things ready for you. OK. Hey, I haven't seen you around town lately, Marshall.

Well, I've been over in Abilene for a week. I just got back late last night. Oh, must come in on the midnight Santa Fe, huh? Yeah, that's right. I wish I could get out of Dodge once in a while.

Well, not the way I have to do it, you wouldn't. Maybe you're right, Marshall. Maybe you're right. Hey, there's a new chair you got, isn't it? Yes, sir. The finest barber's chair, west of St. Louis.

Pretty fancy. Yeah, right. comfortable well i'll tell you after i find out if you've raised your prices to pay for it here let me get this cloth over here here cuts still a quarter march on what about shaves and the price of shaves gone up a dime march on time now marshall you wouldn't stand the way of progress for the sake of a dime would

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