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Tundra legend! A spine tingling legend! So you think that monsters are just this understanding? I don't want to be understood for being a witch! The powers of nature conspire with me! Oh, there's a monster in his army!

Ah, don't be such a big baby! Did you just call me a werewolf? No! Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Guys and ghouls. Ha ha ha ha. It's Halloween, and you're listening to W-O-O-O. Welcome to our live broadcast of Spooks Today, hosted by yours truly, Orson Ghoul.

What do you want? Wondered what it is that goes bump in the night. What makes those spooky shadows on the wall? Oh! Is that really a monster in your closet? Well, we're here to keep all you spookaholics informed of where end up to date on the world of monsters, ghosts and goblins.

Tonight, the moon is full, the spooks are out and anything can happen. Happy Halloween and enjoy the show to miss it. As always, our show is produced, and engineered by our own mismatch, Mosvine, who also keeps us on our toes with her spine-tingling sound effects.

Excuse me. Really, Madge. Trauma woman. Gee, thanks. Well, before we begin our program, ladies and gents, the news with our Ellen's with