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Spring Has Arrived

Fred Allen (Version 2) · April 11, 1934 · 26 min · 3,752 words

The transcript of “Spring Has Arrived”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast April 11, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Stars, and we bring you the latest news of... ...the bedland news. See's nothing shows off. Spring is here, and the bedland news cameraman heroes arrive with burnless seas in the round the world. New York City, first Robin arrives at Central College.

I say, Hunter, it's Santa Robin. Who calls for Robin's lady, it must be a sparrow with a red vester. Pokémon Nebraska, city opens municipal cedar closets The lead of class of the Stompax players have yandue.

May a fling presides a dedication. It's your mayor, excuse me, great pleasure. Let's throw in the first football. Milwaukee Wisconsin, Seltrin, Molasses, appears in great American home. Yeah, you have, and it's good for you.

Oh, gee, my, the one in here. Seattle, Washington, salmon season opens in Columbia, releaaar. Washington DC prominent actors allowed entertainment expenses on his income tax deductions. The interested citizens express opinions on this phenomenal ruling.

Congressman Bellamy. My friend, it's not up to the actors to be the verdict. Congress should pass the bill, forcing old critics to read downwards. George Lean Haton, well-known critic Speaks his mouth. It's a lot of hospitality.

I've never got many foods, Monetra. When a ham and pie treats dinner, I always bring my own love. Roger Boseau Davis, Burlesque comedian, has his scent. I've been getting rotten to notice the storm in life.

My last season, Cincinnati, I took a critic into a dilly joint. But we both freaked it out without taking a check. Atlantic City, New Jersey, Fumpfett Quake, first day of the new season, lunges in the surf.

Oh, you'll catch your death of cold, sunset. I gotta go in men. Them news real guys are awake. Okay, Quake. Camera's ready. Wanna try a duck? Well, here it go, boys. You've got to do this in this fucking quake.

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