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Circus Has Arrived

Fred Allen (Version 2) · April 4, 1934 · 25 min · 4,059 words

The transcript of “Circus Has Arrived”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast April 4, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This lower the studio darkened the camera starts and we bring you the latest news of the week The bedlam news sees nothing shows all New York City circus arrives at Madison Square Garden Proud strong to see arrival of sawdust favorites how growl Ryan tamer poses for bedlam news I got 20 jungle tasas season.

You put your head in the lion's mouth again this year. Oh, son. My lion's got pink toothbrush. That's dangerous. Major bulk. Australian giant reads his fans. I'm 8 feet tall, folks. Last year, 38,000 people said, how's the weather up there?

I wish I could think of a good answer. Princess Inca, you bang-y beauty, The dengue beauty explains this advantage of wearing sauces in her lips. Saucer in lips no good, make me look like Chavalier.

My tonsils have no privacy. Ex-the bellows publicity man for the big show. Yes sir, it's bigger and better than ever this year of hopes. Get to take a zone inside. New York City taxi drivers lose licenses as a result of taxi riots.

Showpers tell their stories, John Jip. I didn't do nothing. The scamp Tanshee went by and the door came off of me hand. Can I help it? My name is Heifleg and here's me story. A taxi was burning up in the middle of the street.

So I went over to light me cigarette. Two other guys lit their butts and I said, not me, no three on a cab. So I set by her to another cab to get a light.

Lincoln Park, Chicago, Roy Atwell, freelance poet, Welcome Spring. Meet Mr. Atwell. Good gracious. I mean good afternoon. No, no, good morning. Good evening, Jadys and gentlemen. The ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. I mean, I'm slow.

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